Champions of Corporate Survival:
A powerhouse of leadership, strategy, and well-crafted emails, ensuring progress is discussed thoroughly, they turn big ideas into well-documented initiatives.
Melanie
CEO
She doesn’t run the company—she steers it, preferably from a corner office with a view. A seasoned leader from another industry with real business acumen, she’s here to drive results and look good doing it.
Greg
CFO
A seasoned strategist he ensures every decision is grounded in fiscal responsibility and long-term stability. Greg helps new executives see the light—gently guiding ambitious plans through the necessary checks and balances.
Margaret
Executive Assistant
Runs the company in all the ways that actually matter. Controls access, calendars, and crisis responses with absolute precision.
Annie
CHRO
A master of HR jujitsu, she turns legal landmines into well-documented policies. Keeps the company compliant, the executives out of trouble, and the lawyers from charging overtime.
rebecca
CMO
A skilled communicator who excels at big-picture thinking and cross-functional collaboration. Passionate about crafting innovative strategies, aligning stakeholders, and driving initiatives that create visibility.
Boardroom Barbie
Corporate Reporter
Having spent years navigating the labyrinths of corporate politics that keep businesses just functional enough to survive, Barbie distills the chaos of boardrooms into biting satire.